deano815

******************************************* "LIBERTY PRIME is ONLINE.. All Systems Nominal... Weapons HOT... Mission: the Destruction of ANY and ALL Chinese COMMUNISTS" ******************************************* *SMILER* The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. *SMILER* -Guess What- *Youd never know if a smurf was suffocating, coz they are already blue *And is a turtle without a shell homeless or naked? *What idiot put an 's' in the word lisp? *What happens if you get scared half to death twice? *Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead? *Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? *Isn`t it scary that doctors call what they do 'practice`? *You cant say happiness without 'penis' *SMILER* My Quote: ' the Field Mouse is Fast, but the Barn Owl see's at Night '