Crumpet Sounds

Hey there you absolute specimen of humanity. My name is John, though you'll more usually find me affecting the persona of Phlegm Crevice, deity and overall terrible Dwarf Fortress player. I'm here mainly because my wife and kids begged me to find other people to tell my terrible jokes to and you wonderful people fit the bill. That is to say, you have eyes and ears. Currently, I'm doing this as a hobby, but I'm hoping to maybe turn it into a proper job so I can embarrass my children before a wider audience.